INTERNET PERSONALITY

Internet let people live their dreams.....hmm very true and specially in context to the various social networks.
Do you have a person named ‘DEATH CHASER’ or ‘BLACK KNIGHT’ or ‘LOVE BIRD’ or maybe ‘DARKNESS QUEEN’ and many more like them in your friend list. Yes they are not real people but their projected self , what they want to be but cannot be, they have fancy profiles which say things like “ can die for my friends” when they don’t actually have many friends, minus the ones they have virtually. And names like “RAVI no tym fo love” , “DUSHYANT playboy unleashed” , “SAURABH no affairs only love” and many more such names, well usually these people are the ones who have never been able to get a girl in their whole life , interpreted the ignorance towards them by the girl they love as her betrayal and what not, in short king of their own world. ok don’t blame the guys even the girls are not far behind, the profiles are full of attitude like the about me section says “guys plz don add me as i don wanna ignore u cz am bizzy like hell n don waste ma tym “........”i walk in rain so that no one can see me cryin”......”waitin fo ma knight in d shinnin armour.”......and blah blah blah blah bull shit everywhere, i swear the whole profile looks like an object of research, i mean if you don’t want to add a person either don’t make an account or just click the button reject for the request why write stuff to project that people are sending me friend requests in capital letters, many of these women are the ones who don’t get much attention in their social environment so they put a display picture which attracts few other losers, get attention and fulfil their dream of being a celebrity yeaaah yippie.....so nice. Many of them are the ones who are not allowed to step out of their houses so they project that they don’t like going out and are choosey in making friends.
Now comes the part which is a stunner, usually every one on orkut and facebook are U.K return, i mean the lingo that they use is out of the world, am not talking of short forms like lol, rofl, brb etc but words like “kinda, ma phone, ma frnds, wanna”.......many more, the problem is not the usage of such words, the problem comes when you meet such people because they don’t actually pronounce the words as they write, there is no “ma phone” when they talk......like one of my acquaintance RAM DAYAL SINGH has a profile by the name RDX and a display picture of Kurt Cobain when the only rock song he has ever heard is “In the end”, he used to chat with a girl named “DIA still waitin fo my love” with a display picture of Avril, but the good news was when they met, both of them were of the same type.
People like them have pictures of them in their album in a look they have never sported in real life, like the only done once spiked hair clicked by their own hands. They spend hours in communities with people they don’t know and they havnt met fighting on pointless issues on stupid threads.
I believe the world was never enough, our lives were never enough.......so we made a world of our own.....a life of our own.
I better open my orkut account now and change my name from ADITYA SINGH VERMA to ASV the son of cupid. Be ready to receive my friend request.....”want to hav fraandship wid u”.