DONT TRY THIS.........ANYWHERE

I am just back from a wedding and there i could see my cousins using shitty pick up lines with the girls present there and trust me they sucked at it badly......well i seriously don’t believe in the effectiveness of a pick-up line....if you would have asked me anything on getting a girl with a pick-up in my teenage i would have given you an flabbergasted look because i never believed i could ever get it right.
Well it wasn’t because of lack of confidence but rather a disheartening incident which took place when i was in my first year of graduation that i lost faith in such lines. It was some college dj party where my best friend pointed me a girl who he claimed to be an easy catch and like any other first year guy who desperately needed to get his first girl friend started thinking on making a move. From all the researches that i did throughout my life i thought i would stick to a decent line and just moved to her and said “SHOULD WE DANCE?”......i know what you are thinking, yeah she thought the same and said “NO!!” with a weird expression as if she ate a mosquito with her sandwich.
That was bad, and trust me people still come up with such pick-ups, i believe the inspiration behind these are the movies, remember how James Bond used to reach out to a girl with a good pick-up and the next shot is you see the girl making out with him. Well newsflash that was just a movie and even Daniel Craig wont try that line himself.
But as i said people do that, i have heard guys saying “ hey couldn’t resist coming to you but its not my fault i think its just the way you look.”........I mean blame the girl that you were born ugly c’mon and the most famous one “your place or....mine?” ...easy Casanova i think no girl would be so lame to answer that and if she does she is perfect for you, marry her and help the lame specie extend their generation, heard this one at Mc Donald’s and i am not making this up “hey, what are you doing here, the beauty pageant is in the next lane.” And the girl replied “what are you doing here? the mental check up camp is in the other part of the city.”
But all my life i haven’t seen anyone who used to use silly pick-ups with every girl and people who have studied with me in my college knows that its true, the name of the guy is Rahul (i know its the silliest bollywood name anyone can have, apologies to all the Rahuls reading this but guys you need to change your name Sharukh ruined your life forever), he is a rich, plump, Rishi Kapoor in his early days kind of a guy , it wasn’t that he used to hit girls that pissed everyone off but his problem was he used to hit every girl..i mean every girl......he comes to college , sits in the cafeteria and then begins the stalking... he keeps looking at a girl for so long that it gives the girl rashes.....and then the final pick-up line “heyyy baby” (with a wink) “i am Rahul and your name is .....( he hears the name and comes the 1 billon times used one) hey thats a nice name “ the reason for such reaction would be that he saw Kuch Kuch hota hai more than a thousand times and got obsessed with it.
What i have always done is just portrayed what and who i really am.....i have met the girl for the first time and said “kya haal?” or may be “kya baat hai?!!” or a funny line the one i saw in a commercial “ganne de khet vich tamatar kittho” and trust me it worked because i never faked it. Its not a universally accepted line but yes it worked for me and if you are sophisticated even a warm HELLO would do, a Punjabi not so flamboyant friend used to say the same line to every girl “KIDDAN??” and trust me people liked it because it showed the true him.
But there is one good thing about these pick-up lines, that is you can laugh about them later on. So if you have tried a pick-up line which may have worked or not or may have got a line from someone do let me know.